Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Oh Muh GUH.

Ooh, gurl... You done lost your damn mind. 
And it aint in your crotch. 
(I can say that with some degree of certainty.)

Have you ever gotten out of bed in the morning and thought to yourself:

"Look out, world, cuz I'm puttin' on my spandex-and-lace leotard, strapping on my dirty pair of ballet flats, and takin' my best friend out to dinner"?

If you answered "Yes" to the above question...

You are Amy Winehouse. And I'm sorry.

(... Seriously though, Toni Braxton? You made a mistake.)

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