If you're anything like me, you probably assumed that the title of this post was meant to be an oh-so-clever dig at born again blow-up doll, Heidi Montag.
...Well, it's not.
(I know better than to kick a girl when she's down... and recovering from major elective surgery.)
What I'm actually talking about is the Heidi Klum Barbie:
Hmm...
She looks a little more like "Slutty Nightclub Barbie" than she does Heidi Klum, but ehh...
The gold shoes are fierce and the 70's-inspired sequined dress is hilarious, so no complaints here.
I will say this, though:
Ken's plastic ass had better keep his arm-parts in the "down at his sides" pose...
Cuz you can bet that Seal is shacked up in a factory right now, creating a tiny version of himself to protect Barbie-Klum's honor.
(And I'm sure he'll come with a mini-microphone stand for pummeling some pretty-boy ass.)
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