Wednesday, May 5, 2010


Someone needs to tell Whitney Port that throwing on a pair of men's boxer shorts is not an acceptable solution for having nothing else to wear.

I think I'd be able to break it to her with my usual tact and grace:

"Excuse me, Miss? This isn't Wal-Mart, and you're not a hungover college student shopping for groceries on a Saturday morning... 

Put some damn pants on."

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