Friday, June 18, 2010

Shu Uemura, You Crazy Bitch.

A while ago, I did a post on how, in our modern world of wonder, any girl (or boy) could choose to "go there" by bedazzling their eyeballs.

Now, thinking along those lines of slowly turning human beings into walking disco-balls, what would be the next logical step in eye-adornment?

"Uhh, putting reflective apparatuses on one's eyelids... Duh."

So naturally, Mr. Shu Uemura stepped up to the plate, dusted it off, plastered that bitch with dozens of tiny pieces of reflective sparkle.

Yep, that's right:

His "Neo Reflector Lashes" are the perfect gift for the candy kid or attention-starved drag queen in your life!

... Or, if you're a pathological narcissist (... don't you dare look my way) you could purchase these for your significant other and enjoy the beauty of your own reflection all day long!

They'll be flattered, thinking that you're staring at their amazing new fake lashes, and you'll be treated to the greatest gift of all: your own beautiful reflection.

Can somebody give me a "win-win"?

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